Say, do you guys know

"Wedding Song" by Kenny G?

Buy the damn record



Riffing on "Rudolph"

Musicians in red and green

Learn humility

Best man pays sideman

Revealing greed of leader

Rebellion ensues

I'm sending a sub

But don't worry, he'll be fine

He's fresh from rehab

Solo pianist

Freed from all constraints of form

Heedlessly mangles

Jazz nymphs crowd bandstand

Offering carnal delights

My alarm clock rings

Double-timing bone

Sounds like somebody chewing

On a rubber band



Forty-two straight gigs

With no requests for "Take Five"

Time to call Guinness

Free jazz temptation

Strikes during the bride's first dance

What Would Wynton Do?

New Years revelers

Here's hoping the stroke of twelve

Sends you the hell home



Checking out women

High stages and low necklines

Great combination

A new world's record

For choruses on "A Train"

My band hates me now

That plate of hors d'oeuvres

Cost more than we're getting paid

Think we underbid?

Break time is over

Rest of band is returning

Now for that phone call



Rock drummer, lounge keys

Classically trained singer

Welcome to sub hell



God bless trust fund gigs

Only have to eat ramen

For a few more weeks

My drummer helped me

Count the syllables

in this Haik