Thelonious Monk's Advice (1960)

1. Just because you're not a DRUMMER doesn't mean that you don't need to KEEP TIME.

2. Pat your foot and sing the melody in your head when you play.

3. Stop playing all that BULLSHIT (weird notes), play the melody!

4. Make the drummer sound GOOD.

5. Discrimination is important.

6. You got to dig it to DIG it, you dig?

7. Always know. . . [arrow drawn on page]

8. It must always be night, otherwise they wouldn't need the lights.

9. Let's LIFT THE BANDSTAND!!

10. Avoid the HECKLERS.

11. Don't play the piano part, I'm playing that. Don't listen to ME, I'm supposed to be accompanying YOU!

12. The INSIDE of the tune (the bridge) is the part that makes the OUTSIDE sound good.

13. Don't play EVERYTHING (or everytime), let some things GO BYE. Some music just imagined. What you DON'T play can be more important than what you DO play. Always leave them wanting MORE!

14. A note can be as small as a pin or as big as the world, it depends on your IMAGINATION.

15. Stay in SHAPE! Sometimes a musician waits for a gig, and when it comes, he's out of shape and can't make it.

16. When you're SWINGING, swing some MORE!

17. (What should we wear tonight?) SHARP AS POSSIBLE!

18. Don't sound anybody for a gig, just be ON THE SCENE.

19. Those pieces were written so as to have something to play, and to get cats INTERESTED enough to come to REHEARSAL.

20. You've got it! If you don't want to play, tell a joke, or dance, but in any case, YOU GOT IT! (to a drummer who didn't want to solo)

21. Whatever you think CAN'T be done, somebody will come along and DO IT. A genius is the one MOST LIKE HIMSELF.

22. They tried to get me to hate white people, but someone would always come along and spoil it.